Review: 5 USB turntables convert LPs to MP3s
Snap, Crackle, und Pop forever immortalized at the start of an MP3. It gives me goose-pimples just thinking about it.
Much-hyped Big Bang machine set to fire up at half power
Barbara: So, when do I get out of here?
Sandy: As soon as Mr. Stone pays the ransom.
Barbara: What’s the problem? What is the ransom?
Sandy: Well, we asked for $500,000.
Barbara: That should be no problem.
Sandy: He wouldn’t pay.
Barbara: He wouldn’t pay?
Sandy: Then we asked him for $50,000.
Barbara: Yeah?
Sandy: He still wouldn’t pay. So now we’re lowering our price to $10,000.
Barbara: Do I understand this correctly? I’m being marked down?
[Starts crying]
Barbara: I’ve been kidnapped by K-Mart!
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