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Turn me loose

by alan
Published on: March 31, 2011
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Categories: Alpha Male, Music, Poster Boy

The alpha males sits and enjoys the first few bites of his meal.

He’s been listening to the conversation between Neil and the Editor since he walked into dis joint.

Mind if I but in he asks when he’s between bites.

What’s on your mind asks Neil.

Well. I was there. At that accident you two are talking about. I was in it. I was injured in it. And I know what happened replies the alpha male.

Neil is stunned.

Y, yo, you were there he finally manages to get the words out.

Sure was says the alpha male.

That big truck was driving to fast for conditions when he jackknifed that thing and then it slid onto its side sending those Sony Walkmans everywhere.

Those that did okay in accident were scrambling about trying to pick one up.

Even saw a cop pull a gun on someone and take one away from him. It was a bad scene.

Then the guys wife shows up and she saw the only one that was packaged up and she slid into her purse and then she split.

The name tag separated from the package as she was forcing it in so I ran over and picked it up and then I knew what had happened.

Yea, we got the name of the driver from the police report but we just thought it was a bad accident with no one really to blame. I’ll be damned says Neil.

You know everyone tried to sue him personally and whatever the insurance didn’t cover must have left him broke and destitute says the editor.

Must have agrees the alpha male.

Anyway, like I was telling the editor that’s when I had to take responsibility for their kid even though he wasn’t a direct relative of mine says Neil.

How’s that work asks the alpha male.

Oh, it’s not that complicated says Neil. He’s my godson. So I’ve been looking out for him ever since that accident killed his parents.

That’s a shame says the alpha male. Being burdened all of sudden like that.

It sure was says Neil. But I’ve treated him fairly and never cut him any breaks. Even when he sure could have used one. And as turns out he kinda turned out okay anyways. No fault of mine of course.

Of course says the alpha male. Well, gotta be getting home. Thanks for the conversation says the alpha male.

See you around say Neil and the editor.

The story finally having been verified the alpha male goes home.

Feeling free again.

Resting at the restaurant

by alan
Published on: March 24, 2011
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Categories: Alpha Male, Poster Boy

It wasn’t much of a restaurant. But it was there. There on the street. Not on one of the corners but tucked into the middle of the block. And it was a long block.

What was unique about it though was what they offered. Instead of being like a mall where you have many businesses each with a particular specialty this place served food from three different nationalities but it was all under one roof.

When you walked in from the southern most entrance what you first ran into was the arcade machines.

There was only three of them but there they were. Were they current? Not in a long time although at one point in time they would have been considered state of the art. Now. Now they were just there. Did anyone ever still play them. Did some kid come in with money from his paper-route come in and plunk a few quarters into the slot and prepare to knock the high score into the rear view mirror never to be seen again. Would the initials that had stood proudly at the top of the screen vanish into the worst slot in the world. Second Place. Shivers run down the spine when one thinks of being. Replaced. Relegated to that roll of forgotten. The initials never to be looked at ever again as long as the machine stayed plugged in. What a terrible thing to have happen to oneself. Gone and forgotten in one fell swoop.

Truth be told. I don’t know. As many times as I ate there I only ever saw one person play the machines. And from the looks of him setting the high score on that or any other machine simply wasn’t going to happen. What was he there for. Don’t know. Never asked. Never saw the game he played. Never saw him hoop and holler and point at his initials as they rose to the top. He simply walked in. Played his quarters. And then he left. Didn’t crack a smile. Never looked at anyone. Just dropped the quarters, played the games, and then. And then he vanished. As if into thin air.

After the three machines was an empty space. Not quite empty. Just enough space to get to the restrooms.

After the empty space came the first of three places to order food.

The first one you would come to would be Mexican. Carne Asada, Tacos, Burritos, Fish and Chips. The food was not expensive. It was also not cheap. It was plentiful. And Hot. Right off the grill. Nothing prepared in advanced. You wanted Fish and Chips. You watched as the Fish was placed into a basket. The basket lowered into the friers. And then you waited until the buzzer went off announcing that the Fish was fully cooked. And hot. The plates. Yea right. Two paper plates with the fat rolling off the fish and then being absorbed into the paper and then eventually onto the plastic tray that you were allowed to gather up your food onto to make it easy to transport it to one of the booths.

The booths sat opposite the food preparation, ordering, and finally the paying of the bill. There were not many of them. About 8 of them smacked up against the windows.

The next place to order chow from was the American Grill. From here you could get the usual order of Burgers fixed however you wanted. A double cheeseburger with onions and bacon. On top of that went the thick beefsteak tomato, the lettuce, and a tablespoon of barbeque sauce. Mayonnaise and mustard rounded out the burger. To that you added the fries and then finally the quart of soft drink to wash it all down. It was a mouthful also prepared fresh while you waited. The anticipation. The waiting. The sound of the buzzer. The fries were done. The drink was poured. The burger was done. The rumbling in your tummy about to become a very distant memory.

Next to that sat the Chinese place. Never saw it open. Never saw anyone order from it. Never heard anyone ever ask why they never opened. Never saw the lights in any position but off. Never flashing. Never blinking. Just off. Just sitting there dull and lifeless. No questions. Just order from one of the other menus and move on.

Then there was another short break from the restaurants. Not much larger than the walkway to the restrooms.

And finally at the end of it all. An incredibly tiny convenience store. Health food was not the order of the day at the small store. Barely 8 feet wide and the length of the building. Which wasn’t much. You wanted junk food. Plenty to be found. Don’t be shy. Just step right up and do the worst that you could to yourself. The man at the cashier wasn’t there to give you a lecture. He was there to collect the money and move the merchandise. And move it he did.

Neil and the editor walk into the restaurant and order their meals.

After a few moments the alpha male walks in behind them and orders his meal.

Trust. But verify.

by alan
Published on: March 17, 2011
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Categories: Alpha Male, Music, Poster Boy

The alpha male had been home for a couple weeks after the “mysterious” disappearance of Jim and Frank.

Time to go to work again he tells his wife.

Ok she says.

He picks up another cassette recorder and carefully places it into the storage compartment of the motorcycle.

He heads to Poster Boy’s old apartment.

He finds a place to park and heads up to the apartment.

He knocks on the door.

Someone answers the door and then the alpha male gives him a little help getting the door open

A couple of hits to the head and the sole occupant of the apartment decides that it’s a good time to take a nap.

When he eventually awakens he finds himself tied to a chair.

There’s a strange object laying on the counter.

When he can finally speaks he stammers out, what, what, what’s goig onnn?

The alpha male looks at and tells him what he learned from Frank and Jim. After spilling out what he had to say he finally asks the occupant if it’s true.

Don’t know. Don’t k don kn don’t know what you you talk talking bout comes the reply.

The alpha male jumps up and screams, Do you believe that Jesus Christ is your lord and personal savior screams the alpha male.

Y Y Y Ye Yes comes the answer finally.

And do you believe that Jesus Christ is gonna save your soul when you die sneers the alpha male.

Y Ye Y Y Yes comes the answer.

And do you believe that I’m Jesus Christ and I’m going to save your soul asks the alpha male while laughing.

I I III I I hope so comes the reply.

Guess again comes the answer.

For the lord thy God may deliver you in death but first you gots to die says the alpha male.

He hits play on the flash player and storms out of the building.

He heads home.

She’s waiting for him there. Dinner is just about finished when she hears the motorcycle pulling up. She sends the child out to play with friends. For a while it’ll be just the two of them.

I would do anything for love

by alan
Published on: March 9, 2011
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Categories: Alpha Male, Music, Poster Boy

The alpha male uses the makeshift shower that Jim and Frank had setup to clean himself up.

He puts on a clean change of clothes.

He phones his wife and gives her the news.

The motorcycle is started and left to idle.

From one of the storage compartments he removes a cassette recorder.

He places it among the gasoline soaked logs and presses play on the flash player.

The Entertainer starts to play.

The alpha males walks back to the motorcycle and then heads home.


Meat Loaf – I Would do Anything for Love (Live) by goldrausch

Secrets finally revealed

by alan
Published on: March 5, 2011
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Categories: Alpha Male, Poster Boy

It’s you. It’s all your fault.

How do you figure that Jim?

You two know each other asks Frank.

Sure do says the alpha male. Your friend Jim there is a real loser.

Am not comes the reply. It’s all, it’s all your fault.

I wasn’t the one driving to fast for conditions Jim. That was all your fault. Stop trying to blame me for it.

Why I oughta …

Oughta what Jim? Kill me. For what. For your bad driving.

You stole my daughters Christmas screams Jim.

Did not says the alpha male. Coolly.

You was driving to fast for conditions, you lost control, you dropped the load. People got killed in that accident. The authorities phoned your wife and she’s the one that found it.

Found what asks Frank.

The package laying partially mangled on the highway says the alpha male. All packaged up, with Christmas paper and everything. Even had a one of them pretty pink bows on it. And a little card from daddy to my little angel. Real touching Jim. But you were in such a hurry to get it to her that you jackknifed in the rain and lost it all.

Then in the carnage your wife found that mangled package of the cassette recorder the company had given you as a little present for getting the rest of the shipment to the warehouse on time. Turns out for that year that was the gift of the season. And you were in such a rush to get yours to your little girl that other people had to die. Isn’t that the way it happened Jim asks the alpha male.

Franks sits down speechless.

Jim isn’t saying much of anything.

What are you gonna do now asks Jim.

Shoot me?

Pretty much comes the reply.

You’ve been dead since your wife left you anyways. Yea, she knew. Didn’t take her long to put two and two together. She didn’t say much but I was one of those involved in your accident Jim. I was one of the ones who got hurt. Your wife tried to hide that little package but I saw it. I saw her put it in her purse as she was walking away back to her car. Back to get your daughter and then to move on. Moving on without you.

And now you sit here in a little corner of the park drinking yourself silly trying to forget. If I had pity for you I’d just let the alcohol take you out. But I gotta do something for my wife says the alpha male.

Outpost Korengal

by alan
Published on: February 28, 2011
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Categories: Alpha Male, Poster Boy

The alpha male is sitting at Outpost Korengal.

The locals may call it Battery Park but to the Alpha Male it’s Outpost Korengal.

He’s been sitting in the park for hours at a time for days on end.

He comes to the park with a bag of popcorn.

He sits in the park and feeds the pigeons and passes the day just watching and being lazy.

They will come soon.

They’re always the first employees to hit the park.

Frank and Jim will come walking past me again and never even it know it thinks the alpha male.

He’s been watching them for a few weeks now.

Sure 18 bars had to be burned to the ground to find them but find them he did.

His wife had told him that their child had watched the reports on the television. When the bars stopped being burnt down she just knew that he had picked up some information. Information that would help him on his mission to retrieve the information for. Her.

Of course they had used their special encoded language in case someone was eavesdropping but the message had been relayed and both knew what was said even if others did not.

He had traveled ahead of Frank and Jim and had watched which directions they took when they left the park and headed for home.

He may have been in the guy in the bookstore just browsing the books by the window or the guy sitting in the restaurant ordering a quick meal as they drove past but he didn’t need to do any of those things.

Outpost Restrepo as he had taken to calling it is where Frank and Jim actually lived.

They lived a scant few blocks away in an unused portion of Liberty State Park.

Unbelievable.

The had blocked off an obscure portion of the park and just lived there.

They would go out to the store and buy their booze and provisions and then head back to the park. Cheap bastards.

Soon the alpha male would leave Outpost Korengal and move onto the end game. Outpost Restrepo would bring about the answer that he sought.

Two drunks enter a bar

by alan
Published on: February 23, 2011
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Categories: Alpha Male, Music, Poster Boy

It’s been a while since he’s done this.

He had bought the parts at auction.

The driver of the tractor-trailer that was hauling them to the warehouse had lost control on the rain slicked highway and had simply dumped the load.

It had taken the better part of four hours to pick up the mess. Righting the tractor and trailer had taken a while as well.

And then they transferred what they could to another tractor-trailer and sold the lot of them at auction.

And now the alpha male takes one of those old cassette players out of his personal stash and sets it down on the workbench.

The time had come to modify another one.

Not the way that he used to do this.

In the old days he would rig the device so that when the motor stopped running the device would trigger a small explosion. He didn’t need a big one. Just enough to light the gasoline or to set off the gas if the bar had that option.

Nowadays things were different. Things were quote, high tech, unquote. Whatever the hell that meant.

That meant that nowadays he gutted the cassette part of the player and discarded it.

In it’s place he placed the smallest sized flash player that he could.

The flash player would play the music now. The music hasn’t changed. It’s the same now as it was then.

The Entertainer by Scott Joplin. It used to amuse him. The people trying to get loose while The Entertainer played away. It almost brought a tear to his eye.

He worked on making the adjustments to the player. He was at peace. He was in his element. The creativity was comforting.

Since it was digital he needed a different triggering mechanism.

So he studied up and wrote one. On the flash player he would transfer a small program. It would play The Entertainer just like it used to in the early days. But now that small program called a pseudo random number generator and selected a number between 1 and 60. The output of this was appended to the automatic 2 minutes that he would give the recipient of the device. So sometime between 2 and 3 minutes, and he would never know exactly when, the device would detonate. And then the squirming would end. It was perfect.

He continued to work and eventually he finished up. He didn’t solder one of the leads that lead to the detonating device and tested it . At some random interval the current went through the resistor and then the tiny light bulb attached to it would light up. Circuit complete. All systems go. Remove the resistor and the bulb and then solder in the final connection. It was a thing of beauty.

He went back into the house and turned into Mr. Harley Davidson.

Steel-toed work boots that had kicked the entrails of quite a few people. Leather chaps. Jeans. Leather Jacket. Thick Gloves and a helmet. He was ready.

He picked up the gloves and the helmet and gave his wife a kiss. I’ll find out he promises her. Before I come home I’ll know. And then you’ll know. I swear it. She gives him a kiss and he exits the premises.

The bike starts up. He lets it idle for a few minutes and then he leaves.

Frank and Jim wherever you are my God have mercy on your soul because I won’t thinks the alpha male as he cruises down the road.

He had heard some stories of Frank and Jim laughing about that cliffhanger on this end of town.

He comes to a bar and looks around. Empty. Except for the bartender. Perfect he thinks.

He enters the bar and looks around again. He checks the bathroom. No one. Perfect.

The modified cassette player is placed onto the bar top.

The bartender walks over, looks at it and grins.

What’ll you have he asks.

Bud says the alpha male.

Coming right up says the barkeep.

After a couple more he finally asks the bartender if he knows where Jim and Frank are.

Never heard of them comes the reply.

That’s to bad. To bad for you says the alpha male.

Come again says the barkeep.

One of the empty glasses smashes into the side of his head. Solid blow. Knocks the barkeep out.

When he comes to he can smell. Gasoline. The definite and strong smell of gasoline.

He’s alone.

He here’s something.

Music.

He tries to free himself but he can’t.

The alpha male heads towards the next bar.

Sneak peek at this year’s Super Bowl ads

by alan
Published on: February 4, 2011
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Categories: Alpha Male, CNN, Poster Boy, Sports

http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2011/news/1101/gallery.super_bowl_ads/index.html

Poster boy versus the Alpha Male and the winner is …

So THAT’S what the server was for! – Outstanding!

by alan
Published on: January 18, 2011
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Categories: Alpha Male, Computerworld / IT World / IDG, Music, The Register

http://blogs.computerworld.com/17677/so_thats_what_the_server_was_for?source=rss_blogs


Australian companies don’t trust their backups


http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/01/19/backup_strategies_australia/

The alpha male is working in the Outback.

The Sun is high in the sky and the alpha male is wearing only a pair of cut-off shorts, socks, and steel-toed work boots.

It’s going to be a long lonely day but nothing that the alpha male can’t handle.

He dug the holes for the poles for this 56 acres of land that he picked up playing poker with the locals. They thought they could beat him. Little did they know that the alpha male can see through any deck of cards. Picking up the land from the local was almost criminal.

He’s been digging holes and planting poles for a week. His body is taught and well tanned. Muscles that have never laid dormant keep things moving.

He sits on the stool and eats his lunch. The lunch pail doesn’t hold much. A couple of vegemite sandwiches and a few Fosters to wash them down with. What more could he possibly need?

The wind picks up and it’s time to get back to work. He’ll save those other two Fosters for the evening when the Sun goes down.

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is watching this little spectacle from up on a hill.

She stows her binoculars into her backpack and get’s on the bike.

This’ll be easy. Some dumb clod out there planting poles and she’s just a wee bit thirsty.

She guns the engine on the motorcycle and speeds on her way.

She whips past the alpha male and snatches the two Fosters off the ground as she goes by at 100 Miles per hour.

Child’s play. Pure and simple. Child’s play. He never saw it coming she smiles as she zips on past.

The alpha male just stands there and smiles.

Sure he could have stepped in front of here and saved the Fosters but why bother. After all he is the alpha male.

He sticks his shovel into ground and reaches for his cell phone.

He hits the push to talk button and whistles into it.

Satisfied. He places the phone back into his front pocket.

The dingo picks up the doggy saddle with the backup Fosters in it and slips out the door. Help is on the way.

IBM’s Jeopardy supercomputer beats humans in practice bout

by alan
Published on: January 13, 2011
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Categories: Alpha Male, CNN

http://money.cnn.com/2011/01/13/technology/ibm_jeopardy_watson/index.htm?section=money_topstories&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+rss%2Fmoney_topstories+%28Top+Stories%29

The alpha male leaves the house. He’s headed back to where he began. The wife. The kids. As Bruce said, I went out for a ride and I never went back. Life in the big city. Get used to it.

He wanders aimlessly for a few minutes. Feels good. Feels like the old days. Nothing to look forward to. Nothing to run away from. No commitments. Nothing. Just the alpha male wandering the streets.

The three of them sit on the stoop. Two boys and their toy.

Watcha got there kids comes the question.

None your bidness comes the replies. Even the machine replies.

The alpha male lets out a slow smile and then a low whistle.

The two boys jump up and run at the alpha male.

He just stands their. Whistling. Slowly.

The first one takes a swing.

The alpha male takes a step backwards, slowly whistling and grabs the boys arm and helps him to fly into the side of the building. One down. Two to go.

The second boy looks at the messed up head of his friend and reaches for the gun placed in his belt.

The alpha male keeps smiling and whistling. The throwing knife comes out and strikes home before the pistol clears the belt. Two down.

The alpha male saunters up to the machine sitting by itself. He picks it up and looks it over.

Lights flash. Gear whirl. Cute. The alpha male smashes it repeatedly into the stoop. What a mess.

He has just enough time to get the milk and return home with no questions asked. Time to move on.

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